Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
12.06.2025 00:55

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I don’t cotton to rapists
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
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I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I don’t buy bullshit
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When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
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I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I actually pay taxes
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
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If someone works for me, I actually pay them
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
What made you feel disgusted today?
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
Did sharing a wife turn out okay?
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
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I know who the president of Turkey really is
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
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I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
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I have a reading level above third grade
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
Why is there so much free porn on the internet?
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I see through liars
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
I can read
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
I understand how hurricane paths work
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I can count
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I have complete contempt for fakery
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday